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Item description changed from Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute testament to oneâs commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the infirm, elderly and those graced with child. to Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the infirm, elderly and those graced with child..

Item description changed from Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that declares oneâs commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on Godâs Earth. to Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on God's Earth..

Item description changed from Itâs the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people canât buy that in stores. to It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores..

Item description changed from The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: canât) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run. to The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run..

Item description changed from Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world itâs possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization! to Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!.

Item description changed from Celebrate Canadaâs birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Ministerâs ceremonial dress hat. to Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat..

Item description changed from This incineratorâs insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain. to This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain..

Item description changed from You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santaâs sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man. to You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man..

Item description changed from Just a like the Soldierâs actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental. to Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental. .

Item description changed from You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, Iâm gonna kick your teeth in. to You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick your teeth in..

Item description changed from No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. Itâs already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa. to No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa..

Name changed from Santas Little Accomplice Bundle to Santa's Little Accomplice Bundle.
Item name changed from Santaâs Little Accomplice Bundle to Santa's Little Accomplice Bundle.