Schema changes at 06:56:48, May 17th, 2013
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Name changed from Practitioners Processing Mask to Practitioner's Processing Mask.
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Item name changed from Practitionerâs Processing Mask to Practitioner's Processing Mask.
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Item description changed from Fact: 70%% of the air you breathe was recently in someoneâs butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body. to Fact: 70%% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body..
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Item description changed from Karate masters WANT you to think thereâs no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years. to Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years..
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Item description changed from Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topperâs built for the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers. to Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers..
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Item description changed from Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they wonât think itâs so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating. to Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating..
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Item description changed from This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctorâs head mirror by replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be seen from space. Peer inside your patientsâ disease-riddled ears, noses and throats from a safe distance. to This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears, noses and throats from a safe distance..
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Item description changed from Whether youâre a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers. to Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers..
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Item description changed from Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedesâ Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door. to Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door..
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Item description changed from If youâre a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally thereâs a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets. to If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets..
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Item description changed from Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs youâre going to have now that youâve got a robot beard. If thereâs anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and weâll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine. to Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine..
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Item description changed from One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they canât peck through solid steel. And if they try? This babyâs electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots. to One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots..
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Item description changed from Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if youâre covered in magnets? Whatâs your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, thatâs what. to Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what..
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Item description changed from This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Donât believe us? Ask any Canadian! to This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!.
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Item description changed from Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while youâre at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times. to Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times..
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Item description changed from They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But thereâs just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD. to They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD..
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Item description changed from Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend youâre a grizzled, cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of 3047. to Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled, cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of 3047..
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Item description changed from When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed youâd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! Iâm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop! to When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!.
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Item description changed from You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Lifeâs many distractions. The solution: This. to You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This..
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Item description changed from Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots canât harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great. to Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great..
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Item description changed from Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovskyâs "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovskyâs "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan". to Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan"..
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Name changed from Plumbers Pipe to Plumber's Pipe.
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Item name changed from Plumberâs Pipe to Plumber's Pipe.
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Name changed from The Byted Beak to The Byte'd Beak.
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Item name changed from Byteâd Beak to Byte'd Beak.
