If you can buy this for $30 from the valve store(and get a free real life one) then I don't see why it should be worth 2 buds which is around $60

Costs ~15-30 shipping, even more depending where you live, + import fees since they use DHL and you get at least 10$+taxes in fees added on top, this little thing can come to about 70$ for Canadians and we're pretty close. I can see people in other countries offering more for this just because it's so expensive to import.

Brad, kill my last Genuine Balloonicorn. In the past day I've been offered no less than a bud + bills.

The hidden cost to ship is keeping this out of a lot of peoples hands.