1. I see this kind of deal a lot, so I'll mention it. You want to majorly buff the price of this item, AND you have one in your backpack.

2. You are saying that it should be worth a tiny bit less than the clean and genuine versions.

3. 3/4 of your links have no offers on them whatsoever.

4. It's a new Halloween item, and the supply is much larger than the demand for almost all of these new items.