Because there's no alliteration like alliteration with an 'ARR!'

resubmitting due to much comments and questions

old price :

1) http://prntscr.com/28dq5b (i bought if form him for 1.31 buds in items)

http://prntscr.com/28e37a - both were painted unusual one for gary and the blood banker Operator's Overalls

http://prntscr.com/28e8hg - the hat were green painted

http://prntscr.com/28e3cm

( he bought Blizzardy Storm Unusual Rimmed Raincatcher + 4keys for aces high Geisha Boy = 1.3 buds )

ace high ace high Geisha Boy is 1.3–1.7 buds = 1,5 - 4 keys = 1.3 buds

2) http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/15442902 - sold for 1.2 buds

3) http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/15866691- sold for 16 keys -(quicksell) proof of sold:

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/15884229

4) http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/15222529 - overclocked stuntman ~1 - doesn't look like anything was added - http://backpack.tf/id/76561198101302970?time=1382598000

5)

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/15069996 - added 1 for overclocked gonzila ~1

6) http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/15792461 - b/o 1.1