Well, somebody has to do it.

Sold:

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17432239 for 2.5 buds, his backpack suggests that he didn't accept any of the given offers

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17428490 for 43 keys, the minigun isn't in his backpack and he has 43 new items (obviously keys)

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17427791 for 40 keys, at least I can hope so because his inventory is private (make my life difficult)

Unsolds:

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17296508 3 buds poorly bumped

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17365515 wants an Australium Sniper Rifle, also poorly bumped

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17395556 3 buds, what is with people and not bumping their overpriced trades?

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17388499 3 buds, in case there wasn't enough poorly bumped evidence

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17346002 2.5 buds, I guess just to prove that 2.5 isn't a quicksell

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17084883 50 keys

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17271034 2.5 buds or 50 keys

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17402066 has a c/o of 1 bud and 20 keys

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17351444 lots and lots of offers around the over 2 buds mark (1 bud + 23 keys) he seems to want to sell it for an australium black box

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17431530 rejected 2 buds

This suggestion equaled to exactly 1337 characters, or at least it did until I started adding this sentence. Damn it.