My very first suggestion. And it's of an item used to unclog toilets. This will go swimmingly.

Solds for 1.66 refined

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/25661704 I sold one of my own for 1.66. The buyer even offered for both of mine. But I need to keep a plunger for my own toilet after all.

Proof: http://i.imgur.com/IgKrUH2.png

http://i.imgur.com/cbQkQeS.png

Solds for 1.33 refined

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/25352508

Sellers for 1.66 refined

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/25040425 Unbumped for two days.

Um...

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/25668707

Classifieds as of 1:09 AM April 12, 2015

http://i.imgur.com/32yVKF0.png

And that's the entire market. The rest are either painted or looking for offers in ref or CS:GO skins.

Let's hope this all goes well, hmm?