"Well, when I was a kid, the Conga was a key!"

"What now?"

"Now it's nowhere near a key!"

"How old are you now?"

"Twenty Juan!"

Pardon my random quotes there.

Unsolds at 9 ref:

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26317379 - 3 weeks old but fairly bumped and well up to date

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26574597 - 23 hours old, two in stock, will give more info after another hour.

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26574643 - Also 23 hours old

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/25810100 - 2 months old but fairly bumped, prices up to date, two also in stock

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26547057 - 3 days old (finally, a trade that's a few days old but was still bumped on the 25th

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26449686 - 1 week old but was last bumped today

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26572706 - 1 day old (two in stock)

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26306611 - 3 weeks old but fairly bumped and up to date

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26568525 - 1 day old

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26525402 - 5 days old

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26536452 - 4 days old

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26468286 - ABOUT A WEEK AGOOOOOOOOO sowwy ;(

Sellers for under 9 ref:

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26564410 - 2 days ago, 3 in stock, selling for 8.55 ref

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26427517 - 2 weeks ago, but still well bumped, selling for 8.33 ref

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26570897 - 1 day ago, selling for 8.44 ref

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26571345 - 1 day ago, selling for 8.66 ref

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26341123 - 3 weeks ago, still being bumped, selling for 8 ref

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26551295 - 2 days old, selling for 8.33 ref

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26429347 - 2 weeks ago, last bumped yesterday, selling for 8.66 ref

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26547330 - 3 days old, last bumped yesterday, selling for 8.66 ref

AND NOW, for the classifieds!

1 full page of unsolds at 8 ref, bumped times listed but creation dates unknown. http://i.imgur.com/vJ85fTd.png

Closing:

Here's something unusual to think about.

You have to pay (in metal or USD or whatever) to get skillz. But not just any skills. TAUNTING skillz.

Bring that to reality:

Player: I'll pay ____ to instantly learn dancing!

Pretty weird, huh?

No?

Okay, have a nice day!

My final remarks:

It was kind of hard with this one, or I was overthinking it.

Constructive criticism is appreciated!