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Prince Franz Ferdinand's assassination attempts were so unorganized and lackluster
Sale 1
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27980598 Sold for C9 Outta Sight + MN Rebel
B/O for Drill was 61
X = 28 + 55
X = 93
X = 61 (B/O)
Rebel http://backpack.tf/item/2208514531
Outta http://backpack.tf/item/4123477858
Drill http://backpack.tf/item/3359985178
Trade http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198009272632/#!/compare/1459036800/1459209600
Sale 2
http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198109514211/#!/compare/1458111600/1458543600 Bulk for Harvest FMD (This is more overpay than overpay)
Context about the first comment;
The assassination of Franz Ferdinand starts off with a group of Bosnians back in 1914 who wanted to liberate the country of Bosnia from Serbian rule. They had planned to assassinate Franz Ferdinand on a parade route he was travelling down with his wife. He was in the first car out of a four car parade.
The first assassin became a coward and didn't fire the shot, he missed his chance
The second assassin also became a coward and joined the first assassin
The third assassin however decided to throw a grenade at the car Ferdinand was travelling in. When he threw the grenade, the driver of the car saw the grenade and sped up, causing the grenade to bounce off Ferdinand's car and blow up underneath the 3rd car. The assassin then took his cyanide pill and to ensure his death, jumped into a nearby river. However, the cyanide pill was expired and just caused violent vomiting, and the river he jumped into was only 13cm deep due to a dry season, so he couldn't drown himself. He was yanked out of the river and arrested.
The rest of the assassins couldn't take their shot since the car raced through and gave up. Except for one person, Gavrilo Princip.
A few days after the attempted assassinations, Ferdinand wanted to visit the hospital for the victims of the grenade before returning to leave the country. However, no one notified the driver of the detour, and as such the driver drove the normal, requested route.
Gavrilo was hungry one day and decided to stop at a deli for a sandwich to cure some hunger he had brewing, he waited outside and just enjoyed the day as a normal Bosnian
The route the car was driving down passes right by the deli Gavrilo was waiting outside
The car also had faulty brakes
As the car neared the deli, the car broke down and stalled right in front of Gavrilo Princip. Gavrilo looked in disbelief, then shot two bullets, killing both the Prince and his wife. He was arrested and jailed, and lived to see the world war he created.
And that my sweets, is the story of the start of WW1
I came here to VOTE not learn.
History lesson guize
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE (in future suggestions)
Your fun at parties aren't you.
And goddamn you Billy Mays.
I would be fun at parties
IF I WAS INVITED TO THEM
You made me laugh, but it wasn't your joke.
If i made you blow more air out of your nose than usual for a solid 2 seconds, my work here is done
You didn't, but you tried.
Yaay History