"Why has the cart stopped, maggots?"

Because THIS Officer just detected a problem.

And that problem is this price.

So never fear, because a civilian is here.

Where do I start? The classifieds are practically screaming for a drop. Even the buyers make way for this.

Whatever. Typing this on a spare computer that's slow as crap. There goes my opportunity to play Overwatch, at least for a bit. Soon, my conscience, soon....

http://imgur.com/a/jmkJp

Summary:

1 x Unsold at 1.71 keys, rounded to 1.7 for range. This can't go by unnoticed, right?

1 x Unsold at "35.44 ref", converted to 1.8 keys, free purple paint.

1 x Unsold at 1.9 keys

2 x Unsold at 2 keys from a bot.

Now for the Outpost.

First off, too many trades with Strange Parts and Paints. Whatever.

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28367932 - Unsold for "40 ref pure or 50 ref in items", equivalent to roughly 2.03 keys

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28340432 - Unsold for 2 keys

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28331683 - Unsold for 2 keys and 3 ref, poorly bumped

"Gentlemen?"

(By the way, who's amazed by the Frontline! project? Looks proprietary to me, right? But who knows....)