"How to tell a Nazgul from a Duck"

Sale 1 (When a duck hisses, it doesnt frighten nearby livestock)

Sold for WW Hot Stabbed to Hell Knife (104) + Aces Conquistador (~16) = 120

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198105502031#!/compare/1471392000/1471564800

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198066195760#!/compare/1471478400/1471564800

Sale 2 (Nazgul will not eat bread crusts from the hands of strangers)

Sold with 3 keys for Electro Guad (31) + GE Birdcage (48) + C Heart Ol'Geezer (26) = 108

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198066195760#!/compare/1471564800/1471651200

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198131002920#!/compare/1471564800/1471651200

Sale 3 (There are more than nine ducks)

Sold for Nether Trail Sombrero (42) + D@D Merryweather (50) = 92

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198131002920#!/compare/1471824000/1471996800

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198219980724#!/compare/1471910400/1471996800

Sale 4 (Dark clothing, seldom used by ducks)

1:1 for Strange Time Warp Anger (82) = 82

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198053717045#!/compare/1476748800/1476921600

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198074951180#!/compare/1475884800/1476921600

Sale 5 (Horsemanship; ducks not known for it)

Sold + 5 Keys for DBD HWNN (92) = 87

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198219980724#!/compare/1476576000/1476748800

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Mini's (Aversion to water. This is a big one; Nazgul yes, ducks, no)

Conquistador (Ducks do not need assistance to fly)

Sold with ~2 keys in items for Smoking Napoleon (~18) = ~16

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198079367146#!/compare/1471219200/1471305600

Electro Guad (Ducks are not afraid of Elves)

Sold with 4 keys for C Heart Glove (38)

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198109838613#!/compare/1472601600/1472688000

Glove has 1 month unsold at 35. Taking 35 = 31

http://backpack.tf/stats/Unusual/Respectless%20Rubber%20Glove/Tradable/Craftable/19

GE Cage (Ducks are not invisible without their feathers)

Hellfire Data Mining (40) + 8 Keys = 48 Keys

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198123661376#!/compare/1470700800/1470787200

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Final Tally (Ducks quack. Nazgûl yodel)

120

108

92

87

82 (rounding down to 80 for neatness)

Going with range of 80-120

Constructive Criticism Welcome

Best served with:

Nazgul: an iron blade fresh from the hand of a maiden.

Duck: a good white wine.

Findi :3

Quack