The fact this exists undermines the existence of all high-tier suggestions. Which is a shame,

Whatever, fucking hell.

SALES:

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198080992533#!/compare/1492300800/1492387200

Sold + Shtuff (~4.5 6 OOOOH, GET SPOOKED NYAHH NMYEHH) for TWatt Samureye (outdated at 17, answer number four on the Family Feud round "things a Ninja might say", mini at 16)

= 11.4

Samureye mini:

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198137148352#!/compare/1491091200/1491177600

16 pure. That'll do.

I thought there was more but there isn't. Ah well, let this rot in suggestion purgatory for a bit.