WE HAWT! Thanks, Lila, for lending me your Kabuto to price this.

http://backpack.tf/item/5164958029

Sale 1) Can’t be used. Too many of the hats don’t have Minis

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198258728302#!/compare/1491436800/1491523200

Sale 2) Sold for a Nebula Space (850 Keys) + Scorching Peak (450 Keys) + GE Peak (210 Keys) + 132 Keys + IF Victory (110 Keys) + Tesla Exe (90 Keys)

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198050745352#!/compare/1491955200/1492041600

850 + 450 + 210 + 132 + 110 + 90 = 1842, which I’ll round to 1850 Keys

Sale 3) Sold for a Burning Case (719.25 Keys) + Burning Greased (255 Keys) + Burning Dapper (225 Keys) + Tiger Broom (195 Keys) + AF Honcho (103 Keys) + 100 Keys + Duped C. Heart Bonk (95 Keys) + Mallard Headsplitter (89 Keys) + D@D L’homme (48 Keys) + Bedouin (~3 Keys)

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198006572847#!/compare/1496016000/1496188800

719.25 + 255 + 225 + 195 + 103 + 100 + 95 + 89 + 48 + 3 = 1832.25, which I’ll round to 1850 Keys

Case Mini

Sale 1) Sold for $950 (~450 Keys)

https://marketplace.tf/items/30119;5;u13 - Credits to Burny

Sale 2) Sold for a Beams Case (700 Keys) + Sulphurous Ground (165 Keys) Beams Attendant (90 Keys) + P. Fetti Swag (20.5 Keys) + 13 Keys

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198054795885#!/compare/1496793600/1496966400 - Buyer’s Backpack

700 + 165 + 90 + 20.5 + 13 = 988.5 Keys

Greased Mini

https://backpack.tf/suggestion/595feb96cf6c7536df62d34e - 255 Keys

Ground Control Micro

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198076738954#!/compare/1456646400/1456732800 - Sold for a Sunbeams Rebel (160 Keys then) + 8 Keys

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27905181 - Capped by the Buyout of 130 Keys

There’s nothing else.

Broom Mini

https://backpack.tf/suggestion/594e1ddbcf6c754ff942e3e5 - 195 Keys

Bonk Mini

http://imgur.com/a/wIqEu - Taking 95 Keys