And the price mods drove their Razer mouse

Over the key accept button

34.77 buyers sitting on the hood of classifieds

Buying up keys, countering suggestions

The price is changed, the estimation there, and

Together they take a stab at counters

And disappear down "recent changes"

Well the accuracy fiends run down the mods

Chasing the price and the accept button

And the suggesters round here look just like shadows

Always quiet, upholding consensus

From the forums to the Discords

Tonight all is silence in the world