Witty introduction. Two years out of date.

Sale #1:

Untrace - https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198108852953#!/compare/1544745600/1544832000

Sale #2:

Sold w/ Neutron Star Cranial Carcharodon for a DBD Infernal Impaler + 4 keys - https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198044394362#!/compare/1544745600/1544832000

NSCC mini: https://i.gyazo.com/d0a32d680b340354fb85dd9d618a02ea.png 19 keys.

DBD II mini: sold w/ ~6 keys worth of sweets for a PFetti Patriot Peak (in-date, 32.5) - https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198187108663#!/compare/1544832000/1544918400

X + 6 = 32.5, X = 26.5

X + 19 = 30.5, X = 11.5, mind if I round up to 12?

Sale #3:

10 keys pure - https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198044394362#!/compare/1547078400/1547164800

Sales at:

NaN, 10, 12.

Taking 10-12.

I've been wearing these pants for three days.