I guess Lord Cockswain caught gonorrhea since Fyre Fest.

Multiple sales on this hat:

Sale #1 - Stormy Company + 11 keys

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198368868701#!/compare/1549497600/1549670400

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198118411836#!/compare/1549584000/1549843200

Taking 18 + 11 keys = 29 keys

Company Micro -

Sale #1 - Sold With 6 keys for a c9 hot dogger = 18 keys - https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198826254247#!/compare/1552176000/1552608000

Sale #2 - 19 keys 5 ref - https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198127718182#!/compare/1553040000/1553126400

Sale #3 - 17 keys - https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198134105459#!/compare/1551657600/1551744000

Taking 17 - 19 keys

Sale #2 - Untrace

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198118411836#!/compare/1551398400/1551484800

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198063562131#!/compare/1551398400/1551484800

Sale #3 - Untrace

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198063562131#!/compare/1554681600/1554768000

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198334946156#!/compare/1554595200/1554768000

Sale #4 - 22 keys

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198334946156#!/compare/1555545600/1555632000

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198054474194#!/compare/1555545600/1555632000

Sale #5 - Smoking Head Warmer + 6 keys + 2 keys in random sweets

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198054474194#!/compare/1555545600/1555632000

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198107369114#!/compare/1555545600/1555632000

Taking 14 + 6 + 2 = 22 keys

Headwarmer Micro - 14 keys

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198054474194#!/compare/1555545600/1555632000

Taking 22 - 29 keys