This hat is dying in my inventory.

this hat is special to me in more ways than a stinky profit ape monkey like you could ever fathom. don't you dare patronize me like that, I see you acting all high and mighty with those stars of yours but I know what you really are - a parasitic goblin who only knows how to poke fun at others. know that I have reported both you and your gang, and I expect to see bans very very soon. enjoy trading while you still can kid.