Suggestion: Stormy 13th Hour Conquistador at 560 keys

Strange Genuine Professional Killstreak Righteous Bison - https://prnt.sc/hVDn4BQeovkh - sellers at 14 keys, there are some cash sales on SCM and MP for a bit higher

Genuine Diamondback - https://prnt.sc/YbZ_Eq5gKhOs - 24.33 ref

Genuine Pip-Boy - https://prnt.sc/GOMJiaby7Ir4 - 40.88 ref

Chromatic Corruption Non-Craftable Batter's Helmet - https://prnt.sc/F-be8t1BK2xH - buyout 7 keys - https://marketplace.tf/items/tf2/52;6;uncraftable - $11.99 / $1.65 = 7.28, capping at 7 keys, that's actually the only recent usable sale so taking as 7 keys

Strange Festive Flame Thrower - https://prnt.sc/H6IdvdiZp5d0 - 20 keys

Strange Killstreak Festive Minigun - https://prnt.sc/EmN_h4dIluqM - 21 keys

Strange Professional Killstreak Festive Wrench - https://prnt.sc/JzF3K6rORbmE - 38.54 keys

Strange Specialized Killstreak Festive Stickybomb Launcher - https://prnt.sc/9QX3R9GIGB6X - 37 keys

Chromatic Corruption Non-Craftable Glengarry Bonnet - https://prnt.sc/h00UIN0Mg68Y - 3 key buyers

Spectral Spectrum Non-Craftable Batter's Helmet - no recent usable sales

Strange Ullapool Caber - https://backpack.tf/suggestion/66154ee8e0ad5a9768053fcc - 13.1 keys

Genuine Triad Trinket - https://prnt.sc/mwfn8QYi1W2T - 54.22 ref

Spectral Spectrum Haunted Executioner - https://prnt.sc/Yv_lSgG3Xj33 - 5 key buyers

Genuine Brütal Bouffant - https://prnt.sc/oNIG_OtlmKBb - 1.51 keys

Genuine Killer Exclusive - https://prnt.sc/TGWwJ8s8PO30 - 62 ref

Spectral Spectrum Desert Marauder - https://prnt.sc/dihw_ef7WWQX - 3 key buyers

Genuine Professional Killstreak Ham Shank - https://prnt.sc/5Ty4pz6XJmaY - 2.03 keys

Genuine Ap-Sap - https://prnt.sc/ICfpK6oWyri2 - 12.33 keys

Genuine Scotsman's Stove Pipe - https://prnt.sc/LhCpt1TOLfvk - 41 ref

Chromatic Corruption The Balloonicorn - https://prnt.sc/4TakpBSYJKAG - 4 key buyers

Sinister Staining The Brotherhood of Arms - https://prnt.sc/vVQbgiOQUKkV - 2 key buyers

Voices from Below Haunted Snaggletoothed Stetson - no recent usable sales rip

Chromatic Corruption Haunted Birdie Bonnet - https://prnt.sc/PJFctkNiJWIV - 3 key buyers

Die Job The Brotherhood of Arms - https://prnt.sc/vVQbgiOQUKkV - 2 key buyers

Strange Specialized Killstreak Festive Crusader's Crossbow - https://prnt.sc/zO4cDPwy9tHu - 27.59 keys

Die Job The Gold Digger - https://prnt.sc/M_SC1Age0gfU - 3 key buyers

Strange Professional Killstreak Festive Flare Gun - https://prnt.sc/Mf21acmWIGu0 - 20.8 keys

Strange Professional Killstreak Festive Force-A-Nature - https://prnt.sc/Q0ahIzCaKozp - 15.76 keys

Chromatic Corruption The Dogfighter - https://prnt.sc/0soCh5GB-pMn - 3 key buyers

Spectral Spectrum The Brotherhood of Arms - https://prnt.sc/vVQbgiOQUKkV - 3 key buyers

Genuine Archimedes - https://prnt.sc/cYNve0jmKN0r - 6.31 keys

Chromatic Corruption The Macho Mann - https://prnt.sc/7dAg2ImVFiLW - 5 key buyers

Die Job + Voices from Below The Frickin' Sweet Ninja Hood - https://backpack.tf/item/2811040258 - this has a recent sale

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198317799028#!/compare/1711756800/1712102400 - sold alongside Die Job Non-Craftable Fast Learner for 14 keys

https://backpack.tf/item/860152671 - sales here -

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561199002340563#!/compare/1710547200/1710633600 - 3 keys 15 ref

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561199002340563#!/compare/1711152000/1711238400 - 4 keys

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198938314806#!/compare/1711324800/1711411200 - untrace

Taking 3.2 - 4 keys as a rough mini, averages out to 3.7 keys which makes the DSPelled Ninja Hood come to 11.3 keys, rounding down to 11 keys here

Die Job Exquisite Rack - https://prnt.sc/g23r_UOwVzxx - 5 key buyers

Sinister Staining Napper's Respite - https://prnt.sc/Cs-Aw1JO20ot - 2 key buyers

Voices from Below + Sinister Staining Hong Kong Cone - https://prnt.sc/5EA0BbvTHiQR - uh I guess just gonna call it 4 key buyers lmao even though I do know that'd not accurate but I don't have anything else to work with

Chromatic Corruption Thirst Blood - https://prnt.sc/h1LXkqoWEY2e - 3 key buyers

Chromatic Corruption The Lady Killer - https://prnt.sc/dns3LCCJlgu8 - 4 key buyers

Die Job Graybanns - https://prnt.sc/8pS7linYZ89e - 3 key buyers

Chromatic Corruption The Cross-Comm Express - https://prnt.sc/MO5vnssXbKk4 - 3 key buyers

Die Job The Brawling Buccaneer - https://prnt.sc/dQtko2dX1f0K - 3 key buyers

Chromatic Corruption The Gas Guzzler - https://prnt.sc/RoKoBGEkc6LD - 3 key buyers

Voices from Below The Holy Hunter - no recent sales

Die Job Troublemaker's Tossle Cap - https://prnt.sc/QOVnrvQ6TG-Q - 2 key buyers

Strange Specialized Killstreak Festive SMG - https://prnt.sc/_oOyr88ilvfi - 2.5 keys

Vintage Professional Killstreak Lugermorph - https://prnt.sc/YG-jrO7NGxcX - 16.6 keys

Robin Walkers - https://prnt.sc/0kYyJUSgMlcj - 3.08 keys

Blizzard Britches - https://prnt.sc/eyhSXJBTVNlN - 1.71 keys

Bamboo Brushed War Paint (Factory New) - https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Bamboo%20Brushed%20War%20Paint%20%28Factory%20New%29 - ~1.15 keys

Purple Energy Carouser's Capotain - see below, taking 28.1 keys

Showstopper Taunt: Spin-to-Win - https://prnt.sc/Js-x6z7vqA-S - 2.56 key sellers, taking as 2.19 key buyers

Taunt: Mourning Mercs - https://backpack.tf/suggestion/65e4efdf87e94e63ba0e86c5 - 2.73 keys

Winning Spirit Taunt: Yeti Smash - https://prnt.sc/sURHFSvvzigl - 3.38 key sellers, taking as 2.51 key buyers

Strange Condescending Embrace Beanie The All-Gnawing - https://prnt.sc/S116eMVDOYAX - no usable sales, taking as 23 key buyers

Strange Professor's Peculiarity - https://prnt.sc/eFM9W3glRWFU - 1.3 keys

Searing Plasma Waxy Wayfinder - https://backpack.tf/suggestion/663c412ee28c8d8f75066f05 - 22 keys

Strange Restless Wraiths Bazaar Bauble - https://backpack.tf/suggestion/663c41df0a0a8eb5af06db2d - 90 keys

Taunt: The Schadenfreude - https://prnt.sc/BY812JIcnC0N - 2 keys

Non-Craftable Festivizer - https://prnt.sc/ed0eYw7Z5pC3 - 30 ref

fun

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Mini for Purple Energy Carouser's Capotain

Item 1

https://backpack.tf/item/383364870 - DUPED

Item 2

https://backpack.tf/item/9938946957

Sale 1

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198330178519#!/compare/1712966400/1713052800

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561199485225128#!/compare/1712966400/1713052800

Bulk for Stormy 13th Hour Conquistador

Using there

Sale 2

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561199485225128#!/compare/1712966400/1713052800

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198169769254#!/compare/1712793600/1713052800

Bulk

Item 3

https://backpack.tf/item/746862979 - spelled with Chromatic Corruption

Sale 3

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198161130473#!/compare/1712620800/1712707200

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198044281214#!/compare/1712620800/1712707200

110 keys apparently

Sale 4

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198044281214#!/compare/1714435200/1714608000

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198177872379#!/compare/1714435200/1714521600

Bulk for another spelled unusual

Both sales unusable

Taking buyers here:

https://prnt.sc/dCWv7r4mUQVQ

28.1 keys

Maths time:

Keys:

6 + 14 + 3.16 + 7 + 3 + 8 + 14 + 7 + 20 + 21 + 38.54 + 37 + 3 + 13.1 + 5 + 1.51 + 3 + 2.03 + 12.33 + 4 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 27.59 + 3 + 20.8 + 15.76 + 3 + 3 + 6.31 + 5 + 11 + 5 + 2 + 4 + 3 + 4 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 2 + 2.5 + 16.6 + 3.08 + 1.71 + 1.15 + 28.1 + 2.19 + 2.73 + 2.51 + 23 + 1.3 + 22 + 90 + 2 = 556 keys flat somehow

Ref:

22 + 18.61 + 24.33 + 40.88 + 51.22 + 62 + 41 + 30 = 290.04 ref

~4 keys I suppose given it's using current listings for the ref here

Treating keys at ~70 ref

556 + 4 = 560 keys

Sales

560

I go 560 flat for now, taken buyers on a couple high tier items that have yet to sell

For Sale 3, I tried making all the minis for the Searing Plasma Bedouin within the 1 hour time limit for editing suggestions beacuse I completely forgot about it until I started closing the tabs I was working with for the huge Sale 4 and realised I'd left Kush on read.

https://backpack.tf/suggestion/663c512191ddcfa4ae0ed7de

This is my best attempt just after the one hour deadline, hence the comment

It come out to 555 and I am just going to round that up to 560 keys and take my trophy for being a complete and utter luckbox.

Good night