"Steam Captain"

~~~ Requested by Zapperzz ~~~

Zapperzz please, why did you make me do this

The sales:

Sale 1:

Sold for orbfire geisha boy (~11) + pro ks apocofists (~3)

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198086990597?time=1439362800 before

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198086990597?time=1439480480 after

minis sale 1

Mini geisha:

wow, a million exist, yet theres barely any recent sales on it.

Only sale I can make sense of that is not a bulk deal (ofc for a hat that is further outdated than the geisha):

Sold + ~3 in sweets for NnB private eye (~14)

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198108393992?time=1439017200 before

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198108393992?time=1441609200 after

The NnB private was then sold for ~14 in spy stuff

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198145160262?time=1441532894 before

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198145160262?time=1441609200 after

Histories match with the new owner of the P.E

14-3 = ~11

Taking 11

0.9*(11+3) = ~13

-> 13 keys

Sale 2:

bulk gifted moon kabuto

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198084771087?time=1442137315 before

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198084771087?time=1442300400 after

nope

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Sale 3:

Complex: burning slug + steaming cap for pfetti reggae + dp baker + H.moon guadaalalala

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198110272840?time=1441995859 before

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198084771087?time=1442041200 after

yea no

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Sale 4:

Bulk secret drill

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198141341262?time=1441836544 before

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198141341262?time=1441868400 after

value will remain a secret this way

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Sale 5:

Sold for CSGO stuff

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26888464

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198041463354?time=1441414609 before

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198041463354?time=1442041200 after

CS:No thanks

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Sale 6:

Sold for isotope aquamarine

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198067235108?time=1441480712 before

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198067235108?time=1441609200 after

whats that thing in the water? its a shark.

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Sale 7:

Sold + TaW PE (~26) for DbD norman (~22)

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198069725814?time=1439081363 before

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198069725814?time=1439103600 after

22-26 = -4

-> wtf

Sale 8:

Sold + bubbling HoC for NOTHING

[No trade post]

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561197998634826?time=1440560340 before

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561197998634826?time=1440918000 after

Please send help

Sale 9:

Sold for 10 pure:

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/24942845 took 7 months?

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198085460445?time=1439325268 before

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198085460445?time=1439708400 after

-> 10 keys

Sale 10:

Sold for aces conquistador (~13) + 4 keys and less than half a key of ref

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26738578

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198063154422?time=1439103600 before

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198063154422?time=1439203768 after

minis sale 10

Mini conquist:

only just outdated.

Seller 13: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27042231

Taking that

0.9*13+4 = ~16

-> 16 keys

Sale 11:

Seems to have sold + 2 keys for o.fire bone dome (~22) :

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198046085326?time=1439869687 before

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198046085326?time=1440140400 after

22-2 = 20

-> 20 keys outlier

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Sale 12:

Sold + 4 keys for o.fire bubble pipe

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198027555740?time=1440257120 before

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198027555740?time=1440313200 after

might be best to use it to update the bubble pipe

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Sale 13:

Sold + 2 keys for steaming menco (~14)

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26577676 offered here

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198027555740?time=1437819631 before

http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198027555740?time=1437894000 after

14-2 = 12

-> 12 keys

Sale 14:

Sold for a bucket of soup:

http://imgur.com/n3MkP6o

Bucket of soup is outdated, might be used to update that

this is not a troll suggestion, just want to know how many people actually read through all of this

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Sales at 10, 12, 13, 16, 20.

Literally all sellers are below 20:

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27025760 19

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26982403 17

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27040417 16

Gonna exclude 20 from the range.

Constructive criticism welcome!

~Foamy :3